Holiday Gift Ideas FORUM (Double Inaugral Post Post)

I need some help coming up with good and cheap holiday gifts. I have a few ideas myself and here they are:

Homemade Calendars: "Men of the Bates Watchtower," is the first idea that comes to mind. Each of us strapping young fellas gets a month (team poses allowed of course!) to do with what we will, as long as it is bawdy and irreverent. If you are down, please email me (markrichardandrews@gmail.com) a suggestive picture of yourself naked, but strategically covered with an object reminiscent of yourself, or perhaps a statement making pose and concealing object double whammy combo. This gift is cheap to make and makes a great gift for grandparents, parents, siblings, and potential lovers. Also great for fundraisers at girl scout troop events and church auctions. With the number of friendscestual couples we have in our ranks we could probably make a couples calendar (those unpaired just pick partner), or the women could challenge with a "Naughty Watchtower Girls"  response and we could host a poll for the winner. I'll try posting a couple poses of my own soon to give everyone some ideas.

Christmas/Holiday/Hinjew Cards: Families love to have pictures of you with your friends, roommates, pets, delivery men, etc. The holidays are the perfect time to put together a mass produced card to send out to everyone who marks the years with photo portraits of family members in ugly sweaters around the hearth. This is not really a gift idea but a great opportunity to put together an awkward picture of you and your friends posing in such a way as to raise slight doubts as to the authenticity of your motives. This holiday season make your parents uncomfortable with that lingering hand on your buddy's upper thigh, or a lustful look at your friend's girlfriend.
 
Please help me out by posting some other ideas. Thanks so much.